Of interest: Tamarindo (the westernmost town), and Heredia (in the middle) |
Not much is known about Pre-Columbian Costa Rica. The only person still alive who experienced
it is my dad, aka Methuselah, but in his old age he’s forgotten. Anyway, Costa Rica means “rich coast,” and is
said to have gotten its name after Christopher Columbus landed here in 1502 and
claimed to have seen “more bling in two days than in four years of MTV.” Okay just kidding, he actually said “more
gold in two days than in four years in Española.” But it really doesn’t matter which one he
said, because subsequent explorers looking for it were left scratching their
heads and exclaiming:
Partly because of the dearth of natural resources, and partly because the Spanish headquarters in Central America were far away in Guatemala, Costa Rica spent the next few centuries as a sort of backwater, mostly left on its own. In fact, news of Central America’s independence from Spain in 1821 didn’t even reach Costa Rica until a month after the fact. I think the convo went like this:
Partly because of the dearth of natural resources, and partly because the Spanish headquarters in Central America were far away in Guatemala, Costa Rica spent the next few centuries as a sort of backwater, mostly left on its own. In fact, news of Central America’s independence from Spain in 1821 didn’t even reach Costa Rica until a month after the fact. I think the convo went like this:
Person 1: “Yo, what’s de deal,
banana peel?”
Person 2: “Ay, mon, did you ‘ear de news from ‘eadquarters?”
Person 1: “Headquarters?!
What is it?”
Person 2: “Well, it’s a big building where generals meet, but
dat’s not important right now. We independent
from Spain, mon!”
Person 1: “aww snap dawg, de news you bring is off de chain!”
Person 2: “yes, rather off de heezy, is it not?”
Upon which they started busting out Imperials (the local
cerveza) in celebration, managing to avoid the civil wars that plagued their
neighbors. Over the next hundred years,
Costa Rica’s economy would be transformed first by the introduction and export of
coffee (grown mostly by small farmers; and Dad I know what’s coming next -
please don’t ask why the coffee was farmed by midgets, “small” refers to the
size of the farm itself), and then bananas (where the nefarious United Fruit
Company was king). Then in the late 1940s,
the government was overthrown by a farmer-philosopher name José Figueres Ferrar
(I think his homies called him Figgy), who radically transformed the government
into his vision of a social democracy.
His signature move was the abolition of the army, paving the way for
decades of prosperous peace in Costa Rica.
And speaking of army, where does the king keep his armies? WHY, IN HIS SLEEVIES OF COURSE,
WHERE ELSE WOULD HE KEEP THEM?!
Today Costa Rica is the envy of Central America. How fitting that the national slogan is “pura
vida,” or pure life, a reference to the tranquil way of life here. The country is the wealthiest in the region,
politically more stable than the place where horses are kept, has a universal
public healthcare system, and is the poster child of sustainable development -
the government announced a few years ago that Costa Rica is going
carbon-neutral by 2021! Furthermore,
Costa Rica is ranked number one in the world on the Happy Planet Index. Although far from perfect, the Happy Planet Index was
developed as a challenge to traditional measurements of well-being such as GDP,
instead positing that although related, happiness and health are more important
than material wealth. It also seeks to
preserve the opportunity for happiness and health of future generations, hence
“planet” in the name. The three factors
it takes into account are a country’s life expectancy, subjective life
satisfaction, and ecological footprint, spitting out a number that attempts to
measure “the extent to
which countries deliver long, happy, sustainable lives for the people that live
in them.” More on this happiness and wealth topic in a
later post.
This despite the mean US life expectancy being skewed by one highly age-challenged individual, mentioned earlier in the post. |
Costa Rica has roughly the same population as South Carolina
(4.5 million), but with 1/3 less land area and 4 million fewer confederate
flags. In that small land area, it
squeezes in an incredible number of species, more than any other country in the
world in terms of species per land area.
This is partly due to its wide variety of biomes – the tropical dry
forest and Pacific coast, cloud forest, rain forest, mountains, volcanoes,
wetlands, and the rainy Caribbean coast.
More than a quarter of Costa Rica’s land has been set aside for
protection, and the country now draws more than 2 million visitors a year,
which is both a blessing (tourism has now supplanted coffee and bananas as
the leading source of income), and a curse (most unfortunately the invasive
species Nickio Minajo has been introduced by tourists).
Pedro fixed this fish for dinner one night! |
-Getting gas (and I ain’t talkin about from all the beans they
eat). The gas stations here are few and
far between. Tamarindo illustrates this
perfectly – the nearest gasolinera is
20 minutes away in Huacas, and there are only four within an hour’s drive! There are so few that my map of Costa Rica
shows virtually every single one. When
you do finally make it, you stay in the car and tell the attendant exactly how
much money you want to spend on gas, and he gives you exactly that much (you
will need a picture ID to pay with credit card). And then he checks the air pressure of all
four tires, filling them up for free if one is low. A little different than our self-service
stations.
-Recycling. Unsurprisingly,
there is not really any sort of comprehensive recycling system in Tamarindo. However, there is a recycling machine at one
of the more upscale supermarkets which gives you points for each bottle you
insert, and you can redeem points to save money! María José and Daniel enjoy the process.
The Guanacaste tree |
-Car alarm. Just a
guess going off what I’ve learned about Pedro’s car: car theft must be much more
common here. First of all, the alarm in
his compact Hyundai sedan is hypersensitive and beeps if you so much as
sneeze. Anything more, and the whole
thing activates (Daniel and I have done it many times with the soccer ball). Secondly, every 15 minutes or so while the engine is on,
the car alarm goes off, and if Pedro doesn’t deactivate it using the hidden
switch (which potential thieves don’t know the location of), the engine shuts
off. I wonder how many people have been
driving in front of him and thought they were getting pulled over by police…
I didn't realize Norma was such a good artist - she painted these on the wall in Daniel's bedroom and has other artwork in the house! |
-Road hazards. You never know what you are going to find around the bend in the road in Costa Rica – cows crossing the road, a police speed trap, a road that’s been completely washed away by a torrential downpour in the wet season, etc. So Ticos have devised a system to warn those approaching: a simple flick of the lights. Brilliant! My first reaction was to wonder why we don’t do that in the US, but one reason it works better here is that all the roads here are two-lane, which makes it more noticeable than if there’s a median or something… The driving here is definitely different, but not as crazy as I was expecting. The main difference (other than many unpaved roads) is that there is a lot more passing, which makes sense given that all the roads have only two lanes. Done safely, it is a very efficient way to maximize the utility of the roads while minimizing infrastructure spending – it’s almost as good as having four-lane roads everywhere, but only having to pay for two-lane roads!
Finally, if you liked my attempt at a Caribbean accent, say “beer
can” with a British accent, and…you will discover it sounds like “bacon” with a
Jamaican accent!
I know so much about Costa Rica now!!
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